It’s halftime. Right now Mitt Romney is trying to figure out how he got his butt kicked in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado. He’s yelling at his campaign staff, making phone calls to his Super PAC and texting Ann Coulter so she can contort herself like a pretzel trying to explain Romneycare for the fifteenth time.
Speaking of Ann, she reminds me of a high class call girl I knew in Bangkok, whoring herself out for top dollar. She was a dusky jewel – gave me the clap. But that’s another story for another day.
It’s halftime in America too. A lot of people are out of work and hurting – forced by President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to bend over and grab their ankles.
People are battered, bruised and rampant with hemorrhoids. We’re all scared because Mitt Romney thinks he can beat Obama, and Obama’s only worry is if he’s going to make par on the back nine to finish out his day.
The people of Detroit know something about pain. They’ve been beat over the head by the Democrat Party for over fifty years. Now Detroit looks like downtown Baghdad. And the people of GM know Barack Obama, punked by unions until Obama came in, took it over with his stash, and put the unions in charge.
I’ve seen a lot of downturns in my life, including the time I dated that skank, Nancy Pelosi. Thank God for a good doctor and a prescription of Lindane cream. I’ve seen a lot of nasty primaries too, like 2008, leaving us feeling as though we had been kicked in the nuts with John McCain as the Republican nominee.
But now it’s important to come together and unite under one conservative candidate. It’s time to kick Obama’s ass and send the “Statist” back to Chicago. Only one man can treat Obama like a redheaded step child during the general election. That man is Rick Santorum.
Rick Santorum can’t be knocked out in one punch, and neither can America. This time, when we get back up, Obama is going to hear the roar of our conservative voices. He’ll hear the roar on Super Tuesday when Rick Santorum takes state after state. He’ll see the poll numbers as Santorum’s conservative ranks swell.
And on Election Day in November, Rick Santorum will make our day when he sticks his foot so far up Obama’s ass, he’ll taste Rick’s special made, high-gloss Kiwi shoe polish.
Yeah, it’s halftime in America. Are you ready to kick Obama’s ass?
Concept by Clint Eastwood and Rush Limbaugh
“Contort herself” and “Statist” by Mark Levin
I concur
A pipe dream.
The first thing to do is to get Obama out of office. Then fire all of his czars, Then fire Janet Napolitano, Lisa Jackson, Steven Chu, etc. Then begin abolishing entire organization such as the DHS, Dept of Education, BATFE, Dept of Energy, etc. And that’s just for starters.
IF you would just read your bible,DANIEL 8:11/8:12,you would know who obama is,BUT no rick can beat him, BULLSHIT,your up against the ANTI-CHRIST himself,there ain’t no one who can remove him from office,he can,and will destroy america,IF you weren’t cowards,you would have LISTENED to the founding fathers warning, YOU HAVE TO WATER THE TREE OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY every generation or so with the blood of tyrants and traitors or YOU WILL LOSE YOUR FREEDOM……………………….
YEA,YEA I know I’ve heard it all before,I can’t protect my family unless my wife says its OK,women are natural born commies,your bible warned you about that too,why do you think women hate the bible??THE bible takes them out of power and they would rather spend 1,000 years in hell,destroy america,kill their entire family,and be hauled off to a fema camp, then give up their power,YOUR bible warned you ,the founding fathers warned you,and now the destruction of the country is at hand and you care less now then you did last year….the lords right,america will be completey destroyed…………………..
TAKE a good look at america,cause very soon it will be bombed into the dirt,IF you survive,get on your knees and thank god he found you worthy to make it,cause he tells me america will be a waste land when the wars over and the destruction will be so great,it won’t be possible for america to ever raise again………..