Posts Tagged ‘Rush Limbaugh’

It is with my fondest of wishes that you have a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah this holiday season. For my atheist friends, may the kindness and generosity of Christmas cross your doorstep.

There is no finer place on the Internet than Free Republic. It is the coup de grace of the coup de tat. I have said it before and I’ll say it again, “Free Republic has some of the finest minds I’ll ever know.” There is no better place that offers the best examples of Christmas than this great forum. There is no better example of generosity and kindness than Free Republic. There is no finer example of principles of conservative values than here. In the best of traditions, FReepers celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or the holiday season, giving more than they receive. With the continued support of this web site, Free Republic will stomp out liberalism with impunity.

This forum is made up of the best, brightest, and bravest of our fine Republic. Whether you are Jewish, Christian, Agnostic, or Atheist, you are beacons of conservatism that exhibit generosity far more than you’re given credit. You are, by your very essence, examples of the greatest America has to offer. I wish you the happiest of holidays from the bottom of my heart.

Without you waging war on liberalism, the America we know today would be a socialist Mecca. Keep fighting the battle to repeal Obamacare. Stay strong and we will win the day. So thank you for the tireless efforts, your patriotism, and enduring optimism. You are Red, White and Blue America. You are the difference makers for the United States. And you demonstrate excellence in conservatism. Thanks be to God.

For those that are away from home, our soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, coastguardsmen, and merchant marines, I give my undying gratitude and wish you the merriest of Christmases, Hanukkahs, and good will towards all men. Thank you for your service to this country and your noble efforts in spreading liberty. Know that there are far more that support you than is covered in the mainstream media.

You are the brightest hope of America’s future. You are not ignorant, violent, or racist. You believe in equality for all men and women, yet know that it must not extend to a great experiment; an experiment rooted in Marxist fundamentals. To the women of Free Republic: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and thank you for being good mothers, wives, lovers, and conservatives. Without you, feminism could’ve destroyed this great country. I thank God for women like you, raising another generation of conservatives. We certainly couldn’t have come far without you.

And a special thanks to Rush Limbaugh. You have galvanized the conservative movement, enacted the “New Media,” and given hope and optimism to so many people. You ardently support Americans and give us daily doses of truths. Thank you for keeping “The Passion” alive. Merry Christmas, Rush Limbaugh.

There only two men that could’ve changed my life for the better. One was my father, the other Rush Limbaugh. These two men have had indelible impacts on my life, granting me a moral and conservative compass that guided me, and continues to guide me through life’s journey. May God bless you and shine His light upon you.

Thank you to David Limbaugh for his guidance, kindness, and unending efforts to combat the persecution against Christianity. Whether you think you deserve it or not, you make a difference. More than you know. You represent Christians well, David, and I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas. God bless you, sir. You’ve earned it.

A thank you goes out to Mark R. Levin for The Liberty Amendments: Restoring The American Republic, and for his daily radio program. He reminds us all that the U.S. Constitution defines conservatism. He is an undeniable genius and he will help the “citizen activists breathe life back into the Constitution.” I cannot thank the ‘Constitutional Engine of Conservatism’ enough for your love of America and your tenacious nature in supporting liberty. Thank you, sir.

A Merry Christmas goes out to all the FReeper business owners, to those that have survived the Marxist assault on America. Thank you for continuing to endure the taxes and the encroachments of liberty on your business. Thank you for suffering through smoking bans, higher taxes and government tyranny. Thank you for your donations to charitable organizations. Thank you for those Christmas bonuses. Thank you for the sixty to eighty hour work weeks in an effort to provide those goods and services at an equilibrium price. Most of all, thank you for your indefatigable entrepreneurial spirit. Without that spirit, America would still be making buggy whips.

And finally, to the “citizen activists,” a very Merry Christmas goes out to you as you begin the arduous task of restoring the American Republic. Without you, America could never have succeeded in its Founding, nor will it continue to succeed as the greatest country on Earth. There is indeed something special to be said for those that resist tyranny. Your candle burns brighter than any other – flickering against all odds of overbearing and meddling federal bureaucracy. Thank you so much. American needs your fight, your spirit and your undying devotion to this country.

Merry Christmas, FReepers! May you have a very FReeper Christmas! God bless you and your family this holiday season. If not for all of you, I would not have the inspiration to write about conservatism. I owe you more than you know, and hope God blesses each and every one of you this holiday.


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It’s halftime.  Right now Mitt Romney is trying to figure out how he got his butt kicked in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado.  He’s yelling at his campaign staff, making phone calls to his Super PAC and texting Ann Coulter so she can contort herself like a pretzel trying to explain Romneycare for the fifteenth time.

Speaking of Ann, she reminds me of a high class call girl I knew in Bangkok, whoring herself out for top dollar.  She was a dusky jewel – gave me the clap.  But that’s another story for another day.

It’s halftime in America too.  A lot of people are out of work and hurting – forced by President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to bend over and grab their ankles.

People are battered, bruised and rampant with hemorrhoids.  We’re all scared because Mitt Romney thinks he can beat Obama, and Obama’s only worry is if he’s going to make par on the back nine to finish out his day.

The people of Detroit know something about pain.  They’ve been beat over the head by the Democrat Party for over fifty years.  Now Detroit looks like downtown Baghdad.  And the people of GM know Barack Obama, punked by unions until Obama came in, took it over with his stash, and put the unions in charge.

I’ve seen a lot of downturns in my life, including the time I dated that skank, Nancy Pelosi.  Thank God for a good doctor and a prescription of Lindane cream.  I’ve seen a lot of nasty primaries too, like 2008, leaving us feeling as though we had been kicked in the nuts with John McCain as the Republican nominee.

But now it’s important to come together and unite under one conservative candidate.  It’s time to kick Obama’s ass and send the “Statist” back to Chicago.  Only one man can treat Obama like a redheaded step child during the general election.  That man is Rick Santorum.

Rick Santorum can’t be knocked out in one punch, and neither can America.  This time, when we get back up, Obama is going to hear the roar of our conservative voices.  He’ll hear the roar on Super Tuesday when Rick Santorum takes state after state.  He’ll see the poll numbers as Santorum’s conservative ranks swell.

And on Election Day in November, Rick Santorum will make our day when he sticks his foot so far up Obama’s ass, he’ll taste Rick’s special made, high-gloss Kiwi shoe polish.

Yeah, it’s halftime in America.  Are you ready to kick Obama’s ass?

Concept by Clint Eastwood and Rush Limbaugh

“Contort herself” and “Statist”  by Mark Levin

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Are you a Democrat?  Have you always wanted to live the lavish lifestyle but have no drive or desire to get it for yourself?  Has your redress to the federal government – like the Occupy Wall Street crowd – left you out in the cold with a sore anus?  If you’ve answered yes to all three questions, you need to learn how to acquire things the old fashioned way.  You beg for it.  That’s right.  You need to get down on your knees and do some groveling.

And here at the School Of Seminar Begging, we teach you not only to learn how to grovel, but we teach you how to do it with panache.  Our top rate instructors will show you how to ask for something without asking for it.  You’ll learn the technique of artfully combining your talking points with begging while parlaying that into a new iPhone 4S, a new bed or a new computer, and at the same time, you can stick it to some rich, greedy bastard.  Now what Democrat in their right mind could turn that down?  Not one.  And when you’ve become a master, you’ll be able to call Rush Limbaugh and get whatever you need free without ever raising any red flags.  Yes, indeed, groveling is the best way to get things you don’t actually deserve without having to work for it.

The School Of Seminar Begging is the right place to go to learn all the techniques you’ll ever need to set you up for life.  You’ll be instructed on how to talk to a conservative, and how to sound as if you actually believe the same things they do!  You’ll pick up catch phrases such as, “Obamacare is Unconstitutional, damn it” and “Barack Obama is destroying this nation!”  Or – and this is my personal favorite – “What would we do without Rush Limbaugh on the radio?”  We’ll drum these techniques into you over and over and over again until you get it right.

Let’s listen in on some of our students in training right now:

Man playing Snerdley:  The Rush Limbaugh Show

Student:  Yeah, I want to speak with Rush Limbaugh.

Man playing Snerdley:  About what?

Student:  About healthcare as a right.

Instructor:  No, no, no, damn it!  That’s the healthcare bill is an abomination.  You’re never going to get past Snerdley that way.  And if you can’t get past Snerdley, how then are you going to ask Limbaugh for a new computer?  Now do it again.  And this time sound angry!  Let’s go!

That tidbit is just a morsel of the training you’ll receive when you sign up for the School Of Seminar Begging.  We’ll verse you on the ins and outs of the Rush Limbaugh Show.  We’ll bring you up to speed on the belief system of conservatives, and we’ll even throw in a list of talk show hosts that give away things and those that don’t.

Hey, it’s okay to throw away your dignity and self-respect as long as you’re getting something out of it.  At the School Of Seminar Begging we help you get that something you need.

So sign up today!  And as a bonus, if you register before January 1, 2012, we’ll throw in a free audio CD on “How To Deal With Mr. Snerdley When He’s Having A Temper Tantrum.”  So don’t hesitate!  Give us a call and begin a new future in begging today!

School Of Seminar Begging concept by Clint N Suhks

“Will show you exactly how to ask for something without asking for it,” attributed to rwi.

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Thanksgiving is here! Many people are preparing for that feast of turkey, dressing and pumpkin pie. Some are packing clothes and making plans for their flight or drive. Others, though, are spending time with friends and family, recalling the fond memories of better days during their childhoods, as well as their traditions and the pride of celebrating this America holiday.

But most conservatives, however, are gearing up for that once-a-year visit from their liberal Uncle Phil or Aunt Sally. Amidst the conversation, in the past, they would’ve been forced—through dirty looks from their spouses or a gentle hand placed on the knee—to ignore the claims of bringing home the troops. They would’ve gritted their teeth when their liberal relative drifted down memory lane and proclaims that stimulus spending and healthcare are what America needed.

In days gone by, they would’ve choked down peas, dressing and turkey as they hear the same old refrains about how everything wrong in America is Bush’s fault, and that Obama is doing all he can to bring shovel-ready jobs back to America.  In years past, they would’ve had that extra glass of wine when their liberal counterparts started spouting about how Obama’s healthcare refrain will bring down premiums and provide quality healthcare for everyone.

But that was in years’ past.  This year, conservatives will bend their liberal relative’s ear.  They have stomached enough.  They’ll remind their liberal relatives how our debt has skyrocketed and that millions of children born and unborn will be faced with a burden they did not create.  They will lecture their relatives on the unsustainability of Social Security and Medicare, waxing poetic on the frailty of these entitlements and the impending crisis these schemes face.

They’ll tell their loved ones that without reforms, these programs will more than double the historical average of federal spending from 20% of the economy to nearly 50% in just two generations.  They’ll point to the fact that there is a total lack of budget control, noting that these programs are not subjected to real budgets, and that the U.S. debt exceeds $13 trillion, but we would have to take out the equivalent of a mortgage of $63 trillion to cover the future debt costs of these entitlements.

Conservatives will step up to the plate and remind their liberal relatives that spending is out of control, and huge portion of that spending is on healthcare.  They’ll point out that healthcare spending will price less skilled workers out of full time jobs – the very people it’s designed to help, telling them that after paying the new health premiums, the minimum wage, payroll taxes, and unemployment insurance taxes, hiring a full-time worker will cost employers at least $10.03 per hour. Full-time workers with family health plans will cost $13.75 per hour. Employers who hire workers with productivity below these rates will lose money. Businesses employing less skilled workers will probably respond by dumping their employees onto the federally subsidized health care exchanges and replacing full-time positions with part-time jobs.

The American conservative, cherishing their precious freedom, will indicate that Obamacare will be an utter failure for business.  They’ll demonstrate bluntly just how badly Obamacare hurts less skilled workers, saying, “It raises the minimum productivity required for them to hold a full-time job, particularly workers with families. Workers who cannot produce at least $20,000 per year (single plan) or $27,500 per year (family plan) of value to employers will have serious difficulty finding full-time jobs. Many of these workers will have to either live off reduced income from part-time hours or juggle the schedules of multiple part-time jobs.”

And in their Thanksgiving struggle, conservatives will win the day, because this great experiment known as America is too wonderful.  Because they know that their freedom is too precious to roll over and settle for that’s the best we can expect.  They’ll do all they can because they will remind their relatives that their children will endure an insufferable loss of their ability to choose the life they choose to live.  And finally, they’ll convince their relatives because they know that America is worth the fight.

And then conservatives – that have a job in this Obama recession – will go to work and drive America like they always do. They’ll perform at their very best while their liberal coworkers complain about how their greedy boss is sticking it to them and how he or she isn’t paying them enough. They’ll advance up the corporate ladder, and get job after job done while their liberal coworkers are worrying about who looked best on American idol.

Conservatives, in their indefatigable diligence, will fight to keep the American economy moving, advocating for more of their own money and less government intrusion. They’ll turn on their radios, log on the internet and call their favorite talk show hosts in support of America’s finest on this Thanksgiving.

In this primary season, they’ll remember the words of Patrick Henry, “If we wish to be free, if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending, if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained we must fight!”

And when Obama starts spouting off about a do nothing Congress, conservatives will remember the words of President George Washington, “Let us therefore animate and encourage each other, and show the world that a free man, contending for his liberty on his own ground, is superior to any slavish mercenary on earth.”

They’ll advocate for the Nativity scene as America nears Christmas. They’ll no longer suffer the righteous indignation of liberals when they rambunctiously complain about Chanukah and Christmas. They’ll tell their children about Santa, never forgetting about the real meaning of Christmas: the birth of Jesus Christ.

When liberals are having temper tantrums about the separation of church and state, conservatives will remember the words of John Adams, “We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

Most of all, conservatives will remember the words of Daniel Webster, “God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it.”

It is conservatives that I am thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day, November 24, 2011 these men and women that love liberty, the men and women that use the Constitution as a guide, never forgetting its principles in their daily lives, and holding their senators and congressmen’s feet to the fire.

These conservatives come in all races, colors, creeds and worship different religions. They are, at their very essence, the heart of America. They perform their duties with unabashed vigor. They represent the best America has to offer and keep coming back for more. They come from all walks of life, and hold patriotism sacred. They are never what the mainstream media covers, but are what America is and what it should always strive to be. They personify every notion the Founding Fathers had for America.

They are represented by men like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin – individuals that understand that the Founding Fathers and the U.S. Constitution give us direction.  They are more than happy to read Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto and are anxiously awaiting Ameritopia.  They will surf the web and you will find many of them at Free Republic, a forum dedicated to ending socialism and tyranny’s grasp on America.

On this Thanksgiving Day, I am truly thankful for all the conservative men and women that make a difference in America. They should be saluted for wishing to return to the concepts of the Founding Fathers. They should be respected and admired for admonishing liberals at every turn in the road.

And they should be thanked for fighting the good fight, a fight to return to our American Republic.  Conservatives have had enough.

All data attributed to the Heritage Foundation.

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