When Barack Obama speaks to us, why does he always look like a prick when he does it? After all, shouldn’t a president show a little emotion? But Obama doesn’t. He looks like he just came back from a rectal exam that went terribly wrong.
Obama seems like an ordinary, average guy. But somehow, like the Joe Walsh song, I just don’t see him down there scooping up the dog poop. He comes off like he’s a total dick. Maybe it’s just me. Or maybe it’s not. I don’t understand these things. And I don’t understand the economy either.
Are we in a recession or a depression? Which is it? If government created jobs, wouldn’t we all be employed by the government? I just don’t know. I’ve picked up a copy of the Wall Street Journal. I read it and I don’t get it. I’ve used it for toilet paper, and consequently, it’s not good for that either. The New York Times is much better.
Speaking of newspapers…what about Politico? Are they a newspaper or aren’t they? I know I can’t line the bottom of my cat box with it. You can find them online, but what good is it if you can’t wipe your ass with it. I don’t know much about newspapers, but I’d say that’s just plain dumb.
And speaking of things that are dumb, how about Solyndra? Who in their right mind would found a company that would go bankrupt? I don’t pretend to understand Solyndra. I hear it has something to do with solar power. I don’t know much about solar power. People tell me it’s related to the sun. What I do know is that people who would found a company that’s destined for bankruptcy are total freaking morons.
While we’re on the subject of people that are total freaking morons, CBS has a long line of dumb asses. A couple of them that come to mind are Dan Rather and Katie Couric. I don’t need an intelligence test to determine whether you’re dumb, but anyone that continues to say a memo is genuine after it’s been proven fake, is an idiot.
As for Katie Couric, people say she didn’t wow them with her intelligence. From what I understand, one day she’s taking coffee to people in the Green Room, and a couple of hand jobs later, she’s anchoring a news program. Now I don’t know what a hand job is, but I am sure it has nothing to do with intelligence.
This should be titled: WHAT WE WISH ANDY ROONEY HAD SAID…..because he didn’t.
Excellent point, Will.