I Shall Have Him
From Payback Pictures™ comes a tale of intrigue, revenge and blood thirsty politics. The Shores of Lake Winnipesaukee is a movie that’s so dark that only political junkies will enjoy this incestuous hotbed of RINO politics. It is the story of one Republican’s maniacal pursuit of revenge on his fellow Republican candidate – a man so driven that he is willing to derail his candidacy for the sake of eliminating the competition. If you liked Santorum Spanked The Establishment, you’ll love The Shores Of Lake Winnipesaukee.
Starring:
Newt Gingrich as the betrayed Republican candidate out to destroy his opponent: “I have a name for my pain and his name is Mitt Romney. He tempts me and I shall have him. I’ll chase him around New Hampshire, around the Earth, around Uranus, around the rings of Jupiter before I give him up.”
Also starring:
Mitt Romney, playing the establishment, ‘who me,’ candidate: “Karl Rove says an election is like a Super Pac. When you have one, you never know what you’re going to get.”
Karl Rove as the establishment political operative who’ll do anything to get his boy across the finish line: “Now you understand. No matter who gets hurt, no matter whose career is derailed, no matter how many votes come in, I’ll always come up with a few more, Santorum.”
Rick Santorum as the conservative candidate who gets his first colonoscopy: “I thought the media was supposed to use anesthesia for this.”
Special guest appearances by:
Michael Tanner, playing the Romney-supporting National Review columnist: “Hold still, Senator Santorum. I could rupture something.”
Megyn Kelly as the ticked off FOX News anchor: “What the hell is going on out there in Iowa? Why don’t we have the results yet? You know how long it takes to get in this makeup? What is this whole truck driving from Ames crap? This is all bullshit!”
Bret Baier, playing the FOX News anchor incapable of even adding with a calculator: “If Mitt Romney has 10,425 votes and Rick Santorum has 10,424 votes the difference is? Damn it. I screwed it up again. If another person asks me to do math on this set, I fucking quit. You understand?”
And Barack Obama as the Marxist incumbent: “Karl Rove has learned much from Florida 2000.”
If you enjoyed watching Brokered Convention, you’ll have orgasmic tears of joy watching The Shores Of Lake Winnipesaukee.
Concept by Rush Limbaugh
