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It’s the holidays and that means goodies and treats! It also means that Barack Obama is kicking his campaign reelection efforts into high gear. So, he’s offering some wonderful desserts to go along with his Soy Candles, Glass Ornaments and Yoga Pants. This year he’s offering his tasty Monkey bread and delectable Silky Chocolate Balls.
Each unique batch of Monkey bread dough is shaped with the letters forming the Obama/Biden 2012 logo. So when you bake it up, you have an edible version of the Obama/Biden 2012 logo staring you right in the face. It will be so exciting that you’ll rip right into it as soon as it comes out of the oven.
Barack Obama is also offering one of his favorite delicacies over the holiday season. It’s his Silky Chocolate Balls. Made in the U.S.A., these Silky Chocolate Balls are personally stamped with the words Obama, guaranteeing you that these could only have come from Barack Obama. These aren’t just for treats around the house. These are great for parties too. Nothing quite wows them like Obama’s Silky Chocolate Balls!
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Hello, I’m Barack Obama. And during this holiday season when you’re hosting parties, wouldn’t you love to have some great desserts to feed your guests? Not only desserts, but treats that show off your liberal pride! I’m offering two such delicacies!
First is my Obama/Biden Monkey bread. It’s perfect for all your liberal friends. Get them in the holiday mood and help with my reelection bid. Pull it out of the oven and tear into it – just like I tore up the American economy. Ha, ha!
Next, there’s my Silky Chocolate Balls. They’re individually wrapped in gold packaging so you know you’re getting the best chocolate balls money can buy. It’s all milk-chocolate – not too light, not too dark – just right with a flavor that’s out of this world. And they even come imprinted with my name so you can say, “I ate Obama’s Silky Chocolate Balls!” What more could you ask? If you’re honest, you couldn’t. And to top it off, all of my products are made in the U.S.A. by certified Union labor – 99 percenters.
Don’t just take my word for it, here are a couple of people that feel the same way!
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Brian Williams: I’m Brian Williams of NBC, and I can tell you that I can’t get enough of Obama’s Silky Chocolate Balls. I could eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You will want to do the same once your tongue is teased with that tantalizing flavor.
Nancy Pelosi: The minute I put Obama’s Silky Chocolate Balls in my mouth, I was in Heaven. The creamy, chocolate goodness was an explosion of flavor! The balls are firm, not mushy and they melt in your mouth. You’ll want to experience that same explosion I experience the first time you eat Obama’s Silky Chocolate Balls.
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So don’t hesitate any longer. Pick up that phone and get your holiday parties started right with either my Monkey bread or my Silky Chocolate Balls. Both the Monkey bread retails for $7.99 a loaf, and my balls are retailing for only $9.99 a dozen. Admit it…it’s too hard to pass up! So call now to enjoy the experience my family has enjoyed for years!
Concept by Todd Barnes and Fox News.