Kiss – Jungle

With Barack Obama back in the White House, the world is going to become a very dangerous place – much like a Jungle.  And this excellent song from the greatest band on the planet defines it so perfectly.  It’s Kiss from the Carnival of Souls album with, “Jungle”:

Kiss’ “Hell Or Hallelujah” A Triumph Of Rock ‘N Roll

Kiss’ “Hell or Hallelujah” is a triumph of rock ‘n roll.  With the crisp sounds of the guitar, Paul Stanley has delivered another masterpiece.  As the tour kicks off, Kiss fans will revel in the reminder that Kiss is one of the best out there.  For 40 years, they have been kicking ass!  This hit and this album only proves that, “no matter what you do, they’re goin’ through ya.”  Keep on rockin’, Kiss!  We’ll keep listening!

Jailbreak

Here’s a good one from AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds Done Cheap album.  From 1976, it’s “Jailbreak.”  It’s an appropriate euphemism for what the country needs to do.  We need to break away from the chains Obama has shackled us with.  As they sing, “All in the name of liberty:”

Best Photo Ever

I don’t care what your political views are this is funny!!!!  The guy in the background has figured out something is just not quite right, but obummer is oblivious.

Walk All Over You

As we kick off the week, leading up to Super Tuesday, we hereby tribute AC/DC’s 1979 hit, “Walk All Over You,” for the pending ass whipping that Rick Santorum is going to give Mitt Romney on Tuesday, March 6, 2012:

It’s Ass Kicking Time In America

It’s halftime.  Right now Mitt Romney is trying to figure out how he got his butt kicked in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado.  He’s yelling at his campaign staff, making phone calls to his Super PAC and texting Ann Coulter so she can contort herself like a pretzel trying to explain Romneycare for the fifteenth time.

Speaking of Ann, she reminds me of a high class call girl I knew in Bangkok, whoring herself out for top dollar.  She was a dusky jewel – gave me the clap.  But that’s another story for another day.

It’s halftime in America too.  A lot of people are out of work and hurting – forced by President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to bend over and grab their ankles.

People are battered, bruised and rampant with hemorrhoids.  We’re all scared because Mitt Romney thinks he can beat Obama, and Obama’s only worry is if he’s going to make par on the back nine to finish out his day.

The people of Detroit know something about pain.  They’ve been beat over the head by the Democrat Party for over fifty years.  Now Detroit looks like downtown Baghdad.  And the people of GM know Barack Obama, punked by unions until Obama came in, took it over with his stash, and put the unions in charge.

I’ve seen a lot of downturns in my life, including the time I dated that skank, Nancy Pelosi.  Thank God for a good doctor and a prescription of Lindane cream.  I’ve seen a lot of nasty primaries too, like 2008, leaving us feeling as though we had been kicked in the nuts with John McCain as the Republican nominee.

But now it’s important to come together and unite under one conservative candidate.  It’s time to kick Obama’s ass and send the “Statist” back to Chicago.  Only one man can treat Obama like a redheaded step child during the general election.  That man is Rick Santorum.

Rick Santorum can’t be knocked out in one punch, and neither can America.  This time, when we get back up, Obama is going to hear the roar of our conservative voices.  He’ll hear the roar on Super Tuesday when Rick Santorum takes state after state.  He’ll see the poll numbers as Santorum’s conservative ranks swell.

And on Election Day in November, Rick Santorum will make our day when he sticks his foot so far up Obama’s ass, he’ll taste Rick’s special made, high-gloss Kiwi shoe polish.

Yeah, it’s halftime in America.  Are you ready to kick Obama’s ass?

Concept by Clint Eastwood and Rush Limbaugh

“Contort herself” and “Statist”  by Mark Levin

Raise Your Glasses For Rick Santorum

In salute to Rick Santorum’s victories in Colorado, Missouri and Minnesota, we pay appropriate tribute with “Raise Your Glasses” by Kiss from the Psycho Circus album: